i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
yes
you’re right
that spaghetti strap tank top disrupts the orderly environment that’s so critical for teaching
that person’s hair is such a huge distraction because it’s a shade of blue there’s no way anyone will be able to focus
the length of those shorts is going to make it just so impossible to learn
you got it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
WASPS ARE THE SCARIEST FUCKING THINGS EVER O HMY GOD 0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND
You are insulting the cast of my movie.
make your cast less terrifying and ill give you a jar of honey (✿◠‿◠)
